Joking my way through 2018

I love to laugh. Who doesn’t? In fact I love it so much I started an email newsletter in highschool with my favorite jokes that I would send out once a week. It was really popular and I has thousands of subscribers! Thinking back to that carefree time in my life, I wanted to share some jokes on here; a sort of revival of a past life.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.

I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said: “Are you two an item?”

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”

Okay those are few of my faves! I didn’t write them obviously but have a huge document with tons of jokes I will try to share over time here!